1. Name: ask me yourself holy fuck a lot of you know already anyways
2. Nickname(s): askkkkkk
3. Birthday: January 5th, 2000
4. That makes you: Fourteen years of age
5. Where were you born: not givin tht out woops
6. Location right now: pfff im not giving that out
7. Shoe size: Seven
8. How many piercings?: Two as of now. I plan to get more in the coming years.
9. Tattoos?: None RIGHT NOW. Again, I plan to get some in the coming years. ...A lot.
10. When you wake up you're: tired as fuck and wanting to go back to sleep jesus christ
11. When you're about to sleep you're: ...Staring at the ceiling thinking about how things could be better.
12. Zodiac sign: Capricorn
13. Chinese sign: Rabbit AND I THOUGHT I WAS A DRAGON FOR THE LONGEST TIME MY LIFE IS A LIE
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: innie yo
16. School: CHHS
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Filipino and German are the ones that I know for sure. I could have the blood of others for all I know.
18. Hair colour: Dark brown; seemingly black. I got orange-ish highlights a while back.
20. Weight: Varies from, like...ninety-two to ninety-seven.
21. Height: ...Four foot six and a half hnnnnnnnnn
22. Braces?: no but i think i need them HA
23. Glasses?: aye wearin em right now
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: nope
25. If so, who?: n/aaaaaaa
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: no comment move on
27. Who has a crush on you?: idfk but apparently a lot of people liked me dunno why but pffff
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: wtf
29. Who was your first kiss: skip this
30. Who was your last kiss: skip this shit
31. Are you a virgin?: of course wtf
32. Ever had a threesome before?: oh fucking hell no
33. Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: no why the hell would i be
34. Have you ever been in love?: i have yes
35. Broken any hearts?: probably yeah
36. Got your heart broken?: once or twice
37. Ever liked a friend?: PFFFFFFFFFT NOOOOOOO
38. What happened?: wat do u mean wat happened wtf
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: no fuckin idea bro
40. How many were serious enough to count: ehhhh
41. Who were those serious ones: aye move on fucking hell
42. Who used to be your best friend: Huh...there was someone that I've known since kindergarten. She was my first friend ever.
43. What made them different: Growing older. Social divisions.
44. What happened: Same thing. And we don't really talk much anymore.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: ONWARDS
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: ...i know who this is for sure but id rather not say
47. Ever been kissed: physically no actually
48. Who do you want back: ehhh things are chill right now so no one no offense but jesus fucking christ
49. Who do you regret: the worst one
50. Why?: Personal fucking reasons. I know that this is bound to have more personal shit, but it's something I'd rather not spread to the fucking public.
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: As of now? Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo LOUD AWKWARD COUGHING
52. Movie: currently tied between ted and 21 jump street woops
53. Food: basically any asian food holy hell
54. Drink: THREE WAY CROSS BETWEEN THAI TEA SWEET TEA AND BOBA HOLY SHIT
55. Store: ...gamestop because gaming is always fun
56. Television show: aaaaaaaaa...i dunno
57. Holiday: either halloween or valentines day OOOOOOOO SHOCKERRRRRRR
58. Book: READING SUCKS FOR THE MOST PART CRIES
59. Ice cream: ...cookies and cream oops
60. Sweets: I actually don't like most sweets.
61. Crisps: ...this is the equivalent of chips right because if so uhhh...probably cheetos or pringles
62. Type of music: Kpop/Jpop/Cpop wow shocker
63. Artist: Solo Artist - Jason Chen ;; Band - Skillet ;; Kpop Group - CROSS BETWEEN EXO BTS AND BAP MY GOD
64. Word: wtf i dont have a favorite word
65. Time of day: night fo sho
66. Dressing: i dont really like salad because that shits healthy but uh...caesar
67. Alcoholic drink: underaged and plus i plan to stay alcohol free
68. Colour(s): Black, white, grey/silver, and darker variations of other colors. ...and neon green
69. Piece of clothing: i like my hoodies and accessories like wristbands and necklaces and tht shit
70. Character: like from what a book or a video game or one of my ocs or what
71. Smell: INTENSE BREATHING VANILLA IS FUCKING BOMB YO ITS VANILLA
72. Shampoo: man just as long as it cleans my hair and smells okay idfc
73. Soap: same as above goddamn
74. Smiley: no
75. Board game: eeeeeh it would probably be checkers or chess if that counts
76. Sport: Basketball yo
77. Number: Seventeen and Twenty-seven
78. Quote: too many to pick from
79. Animal: Real but extinct - Thylacine ;; Real and alive - Either wolf or Tasmanian Devil ;; Mythical - Eastern Dragon
80. Actor: i dont pay attention to actors woops
82. Vegetable: BURN IN HELL LOUD DEMONIC SCREECHING
83. Fruit: mangoes man holy shit the mangoes
84. Place to be: ...Any place other than home, most times.
85. Thing in your room: .......probably my laptop or bed idfk
86. Gum: idfc
87. Shape: ...no
88. Country: japan even though i havent been yet...i mean my friends and i say that were planning to go in 2017 soooo
89. Mall: bro ive only been to two fuckin malls in my whole life and one i dont think technically counts as one
90. Car: idk dont really pay attention to them
91. Boy's name: Dante
92. Girl's name: uhhhh...Sarah or Sophia/Sophie
93. Family member: ...I certainly have one, but I'd prefer not to say?
94. Restaurant: RA Sushi or...Olive Garden
95. Movie place: i dunno a fuckin movie theater
96. Person to go to the movies with: just with friends man its fun
97. Noise: Rain and thunder
98. Brand of shoe: Nikes or Vans, idfk
99. Brand of clothing: aaaaaaa idfc i just go out in whatevers comfortable
100. Body part of a chicken: ...leg?
101. Swear word: FUCKIN HELL BRO I CANT CHOOSE ONE DAMN WORD FROM THE WHOLE CRAPTON OF SWEARS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THATS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOLY FUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT idk woops
102. Month: Any month in winter.
103. Possessions: laptop? idk
104. Team: used to be the lakers but uhhhh...they kinda fell into a rough streak a while back whisltes
105. Season: Winter
106. Radio station: 104.3 or 106.7
107. Magazine: ew no i dont read magazines
108. Favourite grade: As of now, 8th. So...last school year, actually. I actually talked and had some fun for once in that grade.
109. Least favourite grade: Kindergarten through fifth grade. Don't ask why.
110. Teacher: MY GOD I FUCKING LOVED MR. CEBALLOS AND HIS SARCASM
111. Least favourite teacher: eeeeeehhhh...idk none of them were really that bad
112. Subject: English
113. Subject to talk about: just because i have a favorite subject doesnt mean i like to talk about it ew
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Kris
115. Who's your dad?: Alvin
116. Any step-parents?: nooooooooope
117. Any brothers?: Brandon
118. Any Sisters?: nada
120. Coolest: pfffff no ones cool noimkidding maybe idk wat
121. Loudest: ........its actually probably me
122. Best relative: dunno
123. Worse relative: cant say worst because i dont really know the rest of my family that well
124. Do you get along with your parents?: It's complicated, stressing, and confusing. ...So...I guess maybe not.
125. With your siblings?: For the most part, yeah.
126. Does anyone understand you?: They may think they do, but they're just glancing at the surface.
127. Do you have any pets?: Two dogs right now; one is a Yorkshire Terrier-Pomeranian crossbreed, and the other is full Shih-tzu.
128. If so, what kind and name?: ........oh i kinda just said this but uh...One Yorkshire Terrier-Pomeranian crossbreed and one fullbred Shih-tzu. The little
snobbish demonic abomination that is the crossbreed is named Isabella (though we call her Issai instead), and the fullbred is, er...Cookieta. We...weren't really creative with names.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: i know i already have pets but I WANT A FUCKING POMSKY or maybe a dragon li if they werent so rare
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school?: at the moment no but only because its break
132. Did you drop out?: nah bro and i dont think id be able to even if i wanted to
133. Your current GPA: idf remember bro
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: i never ate lunch at school until last year and when i did i bought
135. ABC's?: ...no i totally dont know them if thats what youre asking
136. Favorite class: From the main subjects...? Probably English. If extracurricular counts, then it's a three-way tie between Computers, Art, and Creative Writing.
137. Play any sports at school?: no but i would if i werent so self conscious and socially awkward
138. Are you popular?: AHAHAHAHAH- no
139. Favourite memory: cant quite say at the moment
140. Most humiliating moment: ehhhh
141. Most funniest moment: ...one two three pass idk thats the first thing that i thought of
142. Most scared moment: cant think of anything really
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
145. Chicken: racism
146. Dog: bark
147. Christina Aguilera: moves like jagger
148. Ricky Martin: who the fuck is that
149. 50 cent: what the fuck
150. Poop: shit and crap are funny synonyms
151. Beach: JAWS AND DEATH
152. Desert: ....las vegas
153. Water: splash idk
154. Osama: no
155. Love: THERE IS NO SUCH THING noimkidding idk im a negative person srry
156. Your little brother: i have a little brother what
157. Butt: BACK DAT ASS UP
158. Clowns: zombieland
159. Wonder: what
16o. Brown: gross
161. Banana: can be dirty
162. Sex: LETS GET PHYSICAL
163. Parents: so many goddamned fucking complications holy fucking hell
164. Homosexuals: nothing wrong with them
165. God: i believe in you but honestly hate people who take shit too far
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: yep
167. Heaven: aye
168. Devil: yes
169. Hell: im probably going there so yeah
170: Boogy man: used to
171. Closet Monsters: nah
172. Fortune tellings: that shits really interesting but no
173. Magic: ehh
174. Love at first sight: judge me for saying this but yeah
175. Ghosts: kinda in the middle
176. Voo-doo dolls: no but they still freak me out
177. Reincarnation: despite my religion yes i do
178. Yourself: ...Not in the slightest bit.
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: nope
180. Do drugs: nah
181. Drink alcohol: underaged and no
182. Cuss: LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR BRO
183. Sing in the shower: nope
184. Like school: I do, actually...it's the main place I can go to in order to get away from home.
185. Want to get married: It would be nice, yeah.
186. Type with all of your fingers: i do yes
187. Think you're attractive: PFFFFFFFF THATS FUNNY no
188. Drink and drive: well i cant drive yet and i just said i havent had alcohol sooooo
189. Snore: guilty as charged
190. Sleep walk: i have no fucking idea
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: I would. Never in the right place to just watch, though.
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: oh jesus fucking christ no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: I HAVENT HAD ANY ALCOHOL BEFORE SCREECH
194. Told that person how you felt: a couple times in the past yes
195. Been arrested: oh yeah totally yeah NOTE THE SARCASM FOR CHRISTS SAKE
196. Gone to jail or juve: no goddamn
197. Skateboarded: i have yes and i have also fallen and was too lazy to get back up
198. Skinny dipped: no my god
199. Rock climbed: nope
200. Killed someone: no but a couple of my ocs have COUGHS LOUDLY
201. Watched porn: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING MYSELF INTO CRIES
202. Gone on a road trip: multiple times yes
203. Went out of the country: yep
204. Talked back to an adult: of course yeah but it happens rarely
when it isnt my mom
205. Broken a law: ...now that i think about it maybe
206. Got pulled over: i dont fuckin drive my god
208: Cried to get out of trouble: i was a douchey kid
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: No, but only because the situation hasn't come up yet. If it did, however, I would gladly do this.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: lord no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: GUILTY AS CHARGED WOOPS
213. Moon someone: oh god no
214. Shop-lifted: nope
215. Worked at McDonald's: no but i think thats gonna be my first job HA
216. Eaten a dog: THATS FUCKING RACIST NO I HAVENT
217. Give money to a homeless person: I have, yes.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: wtf no
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: well i myself have never willingly kissed anyone so
220. Had a one night stand: nope
221. Smoked: i couldve sworn i answered this earlier no
222. Done drugs: same with this no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: nah
224. Slap someone for being stupid: oh god of course i have
225. Had cyber sex: MOVE ON MOVE ON MOVE ON MOVE ON WBEKSAVLWK
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: I've been curious.
227. Caught someone doing something: I WALKED IN ON MY MOM AND ONE OF HER EX'S DOING THE DOODLYDO GOD FORBID THE MEMORY FROM ESCAPING MY MIND OH MY GOD
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no but knowing my friends that may change soon hnnnnnnn
229. Cried during a movie: No, actually. BUT I KNOW PEOPLE WHO BAWL SO HARD DURING MOVIES goddammit tfios
230. Cried over someone: A couple of times, but not over, like...love-related matters as is the popular cause, I've seen.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: move on
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: nope
233. Ran away from home: I've come...quite close several times, I'll admit.
234. Cheated on a test: not that i remember
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: .........maybe idk
236. Sky dive: again maybe
237. Swim with dolphins: if there was no chance of a shark coming in from nowhere and wrecking shit then yeah
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: nah
239. Try to be the opposite sex: again curiosity could get you places
240. Lie to the police: no god no
241. Run from the police: MY LIFE ISNT GTA SCREAMS
242. Lie to your parents: I already do, honestly.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Nope.
244. Be an exotic dancer: who the fuck knows- no im kidding no
245. Kill the president: i dont want the government hunting my ass down
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: at first yeah
247. Loud: Around acquaintances, not in the least ;; Around friends, kinda ;; Around the house/my family, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YES.
248. Nice: I try my best to be for the most part...wheeeeeeen I'm not being a sarcastic douche.
249: Outgoing: It's on and off?
250: Quiet: Most of the time.
251. Mean: oh no totally no i mean why would i of all people be mean pffffff
252. Emotional: Somewhat, yeah.
253. Sensitive: Yes, actually. I just prefer not to let anything that effects me show.
254. Gay: I AM- not completely i guess??? i mean id swing both ways
255. Strong: idk id have to have other people judge that for me
256. Weak: i personally think that i am but again gotta have other people judge
257. Caring: When I want to be and if the situation isn't all normal and casual, yes.
258. Dangerous: I could be. ...Especially if the world had no rules or laws at all.
259. Crazy: Same as dangerous.
260. Spontaneous: i think it depends i dunno
261. Funny: ..........i try my best to be but probably fail
262. Sweet: HAHAHAHAHAH oh god no
263. Sharing: at times
264. Responsible: i try but fail horribly
265. Trustworthy: Should the situation be serious enough, then yes. .......but if were like playing some kinda game and its like every man for themselves then fuck that shit i may just bluff my words
266. Open-minded: ehhhh
267. Creative: haaaaaa no
268. Cute: THATS FUNNY
269. Slick: You'd be surprised, actually.
270. Smart: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god no so many no's here
271. Dumb: it goes YES YES YES YES YES YES
272. Evil: perhaps a little sssssshhhhhhh
273. Ghetto: ...........................maybe a bit
274. Classy: OH YEAH IM SO CLASSY
275. Photogenic: pictures suck
276. Dependable: Again, given the situation is serious enough, of course.
277. Greedy: More of a giver than a taker.
oh my god im hideous
279. Messy: ........I'm actually a really big clean freak when it comes to matters. I hate getting my hands dirty and whatnot. ...........but my room is almost always messy as fuck because im too lazy to clean everything
280. Neat: look at the previous number bro
281. Perverted: OH GOD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW BRO
282. Silly: i believe that i am indeed yes
283. A B****: proooooobably
284. A Good Listener: I am to be.
285. A Fighter: For those I care for and trust.
286. A Party Animal: not really but hey that may change in the future idk
287. A Game Freak: fucking yes bro
288. A Computer Freak: ye
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: I've wanted to be an author for a few years, now. If not that, then I'll probably enroll into the military.
290. Dream house: ...A house that actually feels like home?
291. Husband/Wife: It would be nice.
292. Kids: One or two, maybe?
293. Names: dunno
294. Pets: A POMSKY IS GOING TO BE IN MY FUTURE if not a fullbred siberian husky or maybe a german shepard
295. Car: maybe actually
296. Age you would want to get married: Mid twenties to early thirties? I dunno.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: dunno
298. Honeymoon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH move on
Section Fifteen: Your friends
SKIPPING THIS SECTION WOOPS
299. Best friend:
300. Known the longest:
304. Best hair:
305. Best eyes:
306. Best body:
307. Most Athletic:
309. Most impatient:
313. Best singer:
315. Can always make you laugh:
316. Wish you talked to more:
317. Wish you saw more:
318. Who drives you insane after a while:
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of:
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': yea |'D
321. Whose always been there when you need them: all the ones I have
322. Who is like your family:
323. How many friends do you have?: not many, but enough
324. How many are really close? most of them
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: fried rice and pad thai from some pho place not too far away
326. Thing you drank: sweet tea
327. Thing you wore: shorts and a vest hoodie
328. Thing you did: fell off the ed woops
329. Place you went: a pho restaurant
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: brother
332. Person you hugged: i myself cant think of anyone or any time ive willingly hugged
333. Person you kissed: never willingly kissed anyone
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: no one, buuuut I've wanted to numerous times in the past.
335. Person you talked to online: ...slow stare at emma
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Mom.
337. Song you heard: Storytellers by Foreground Eclipse
338. Show you saw: dont remember
339. Time you fought with your parents: ...No comment. Move on.
340. Time you fought with a friend: Can't quite remember. Move on.
341. Words you said: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU DICKWAD?" yes im sorry my brother almost crashed the car yesterday and i havent really said anything aloud today yet
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: i was eating fried rice and pad thai
344. What are you drinking: sweet tea
345. What are you thinking: too lazy to reach for my tablet
346. What are you wearing: ...still shorts and a vest hoodie
347. What are you doing: i dunno i mean i cant be typing to answer these
349. Hair: bedhead
350. Mood: ...I guess a slightly negative pile of something. I can't say that I feel happy. I feel like I'm a bit off today, but I can't exactly think of any major things that have happened today or yesterday that put me in a bad mood. ...Maybe it's a lingering effect from several days ago.
351. Listening to: A bunch of songs by Foreground Eclipse.
352. Talking to anyone: Not at the moment.
353. Watching anything: my brother as he plays dead island
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: im an omnovoreeeee
356. Are you heterosexual: no
357. Do you like penguins: yes
358. Do you write poetry: yes
359. Do you see stupid people: yes oh my god yes
360. You + Me: no gtfo
361. Do you like the Osbournes: what
362. Can you see flying pigs: yes totally
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no
366. Are you a zombie:
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: no
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: NO
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: hnnnnn...if we have to choose shakira
375. MTV or VH1: mtv
376. Black or White: black
377. Yellow or Pink: yellow
378. Football or Basketball: basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: mobile phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN THOSE TWO GTFO
383. Inside or Outside: ...depends on which ones cooler in temperature
384. Weed or Alcohol: still dont plan on doing either but alcohol probably
385. Coke or Pepsi: COKE
386. Tape or Glue: taaaaaaape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: i could go in-n-out if youre with me winks OH GOD NO IM SORRY NO but seriously in-n-out
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: its nice
389. About boy bands: i respect them BUT THEIR FUCKING FANBASES JUST RUIN EVERYTHING GODDAMN
390. About suicide: It seems like an easier alternative a lot of the time, and it may seem like the best one, too, if things get too out of hand. But there's people that care for you, and would have a shard of their soul gone forever if you succumbed to such actions. So...if you find yourself not wanting to live for your own being anymore, then don't. Don't commit suicide, but just live for the ones that care for you. Make them happy until death really comes to take you, not when you want death to take you.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I won't lash out on the outside unless things get too out of hand. Either way, though, fuck you to goddamned Hell.
392. About teen pregnancy: I could write an essay for this, but I won't for the sake of time. I'll just say that I have a lot of negativity in my thoughts when treading this department.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: ...Who knows?
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Hopefully everyone who I consider a friend at the moment.
395. About gay men: Nothing wrong with them. Same goes for lesbians. And...well, those who think otherwise could burn in Hell for all I care. Maybe we'll burn together when I find my way there.
396. Do you have a website: ...ive made a few forums if that counts?
397. Current weather right now: sunny i think i dunno and i cant be assed to get up and open the blinds
398. Current time: 12:11 PM
399. Any shout outs: gtfo
400. Last thoughts: i wanna go back to sleep
Listening to: a playlist of songs in korean japanese and chinese
Drinking: sweet tea